Tuesday, June 26, 2007

voter IQ

When I Become King ... votes will be weighted by IQ score. Anyone with an (average) IQ of 100 gets 1.00 votes. Anyone with an IQ of 140 gets 1.40 votes, and so forth.

For those of you who voted for George W. Bush, your 70 IQ will get you 0.70 votes.

If you voted for him twice (2000 and again in 2004) your vote becomes 0.70^2 which is 0.49 votes.

Anyone in Texas who voted for him (versus Ann Richards) gets 0.70^3 or 0.34 votes.

Monday, June 18, 2007

keyboards

When I Become King, the first thing I'll do is mandate keyboards with more spacing between the keys, so there won't be as many typos.